Thursday, February 26, 2015

Satire

Watch this video:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn9JRyTqzOQ



Read the following:



Article: What is Satire?--Author is unknown

I hear people all the time say, "satire is so stupid; I don't get it." The point of a satire is to bring about social change through the use of sarcasm and/ or irony.  Sometimes you have to read it a few times; sometimes the author can be misunderstood. A satire usually does not have a rhyme scheme-it's more of a free verse, or a narrative. I created mine one day I was thinking about all of the people in this world getting plastic surgery and wanting to look "perfect". I thought about the image we are putting in young minds that if they don't like the way God made them, then they can pay a doctor to make them look any way they want. Feel free to comment: Here it is:
How To Get Skinny and Beautiful in No Time at all- a Satire
If you really want advice on how to lose weight, watch a morbidly obese person down a Big Mac, large fry, chicken pot pie, fried pickles, twinkies, a large soda, and an apple pie with ice cream on the side. As they salivate and moan over their meal, you will look like a chicken bone. Or else, it will make you so sick, you won’t be able to eat for a week.
If you want to get skinny, take a vegan hunting. Have them load the gun, sit in a tree stand, and work for their meal. You’ll end up eating a dandelion salad with fresh honey from the bee hive. You might just eat anything to stay alive.
If you want to lose thirty pounds in thirty days, get liposuction, a tummy tuck, and a breast reduction. While you are sucking it out, also get cheek implants, lip injections, and don’t forget to lose those wrinkles! Get a face lift, some botox, and some permanent black eyeliner.
Take my advice and you will be skinny, beautiful, and unique in one week- but not for long- since everyone else wants to change and they’ll all look just like you in no time at all.



Answer the following questions:


1.      What is the point the author is trying to get across in the satire “How To Get Skinny and Beautiful in No Time”?




2.      What is one specific example the author uses to make his/her point?






http://freezeframe34.hubpages.com/hub/The-Definition-of-Satire-and-a-Short-Example

GENRE

NAME AS MANY GENRES AS YOU CAN THINK OF....GO!

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Author

How does the author choose the sequence of events in which to write a story?

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Greek Mythology

List everything that you know about Greece, mythology, or Greek mythology.  GO.

Monday, February 23, 2015

Thursday, February 19, 2015

paper

Do you have any questions about your zodiac or AOW paper?  What are they?


Also...make sure you do not use "you"...."i think"....or "I believe" in your paper. 



Why am I making you do this paper?

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Key Point & Purpose


Read the paragraph and answer the following questions (you do not need to re-state the questions...just number them in your response):



Karen Kataline, a mental health professional near Denver who participated in child beauty pageants in the 1960s, says she understands the motivation to ban the competitions, but doesn't think that's the answer. The problem "is not just the pageants, it's the parents" who support and encourage the sexualization of their children, Kataline says.
"I'm not against children singing and dancing on stage, but you want them to sing and dance and perform in age-appropriate ways," she says. "Today, we've pushed the envelope to ridiculous degrees."
"People need to be educated as to why exposing and displaying a child in sexual ways beyond their years is wrong," says Kataline, author of the memoir FATLASH! Food Police & the Fear of Thin--A Cautionary Tale. 



1.   What is the purpose of the paragraph?



2.  Which key points/details/words support this purpose?